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by on February 20, 2015

“Well, Sludgepipe, my trusted minion, how shall we do it? Apple? Enchanted spindle?”

“Er, sorry, mum. They’re inspecting apples since that White business. And the princess has got a thimble. Yellow Fairy gave it her, I think.”

“Curses! How can we murder the princess now?”

“A sword, mum?”

“A sw-what?”

“We take a sword and hit her in the head, mum.”

“Sludgepipe. How gauche.”

“Sorry, mum.”

This story was written for the Grammar Ghoul Press Chimera 66 challenge.


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  1. I love dialogue driven tales, and this is just funny! “We take a sword and it her in the head, mum.”–that made me giggle! Thanks!

  2. Haha! Exactly. Why does it have to be so complicated? Just use a sword! Some people just over think things. Brilliant! I loved this.

  3. Hahaha! How gauche, indeed. 😀

  4. Hehe, sometimes the obvious works 🙂

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