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She Who Dealt It

by on July 24, 2015

“Surrender, Crudmuffin,” Gaseous Girl said.

“Or what? You’ll fart at me?”

Gaseous Girl smiled. “You see this? It’s a gas thermometer. And I control gas.”


Crudmuffin yelped.

“Oops,” said Gaseous Girl. “Looks like it’s now the other thermometer.”

For any newcomers, Gaseous Girl is one of the first characters I ever created. She derived her powers from a radioactive mozzarella stick.


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  1. LRose permalink

    No one’s going to fart in her general direction anymore!

  2. This prompt was custom made for Gaseous Girl! You did well.

  3. YeshuM permalink

    A radioactive mozzarella stick?! I’d like some!

    • Try your local White Castle. 🙂 Or wherever radioactive mozzarella sticks are sold.

  4. Ouch! That sounds like a pain in the butt. 😉

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