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Profit Directive

by on October 7, 2015

“You saved our planet!” squeaked the alien.

“Sure did,” Captain Kemper said. “’Course, I can’t guarantee that wormhole won’t collapse on y’all again, ruin them padamantium deposits you got. Darn shame, considerin’ what they’re worth…”

The alien understood. Planetary salvation wasn’t cheap.


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  1. Great little piece of science fiction you wove here. The dialogue really brought this piece to life. ♥

  2. Kir Piccini permalink

    I love your sci-fi because it’s easy (for me) to understand and always makes me laugh.

  3. Christine permalink

    Awesome. I can absolutely hear the drawl in the Captain’s voice. 🙂

  4. Man, even in space everything is monetized?

  5. Nice planet you’ve got there. Be a real shame if something happened to it.

    Too funny!

  6. It always comes down to cost, huh? 🙂

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